Yes you read that right.
Gift = Dick
Box = Pussy :. If you still don’t get it, well I don’t know
What better way to spend Valentine’s day than messing around with your partner and fucking your brains out all day, I know that would make
me happy, people say Valentine’s day is all about love, if that is not love then I don’t
know what is.
I noticed that women ‘s expectations on Valentines days are now on another level, some women are actually expecting their partners to pull
up on a horse and carriage thing and propose marriage, that shit only happen in
the movies, no-one lives that fairy-tale for real!! Relationships are hard
enough to sustain without all the romantic crap that “supposedly” spice things
up. Even the film actors that feed you all the crappy ideas can’t maintain
their own relationships. My point is: let’s not put unnecessary pressure on relationships,
be as simple as possible, rather you do something that you will both enjoy, because
let’s face it; fancy gifts can only make one person happy in a
relationship, the one on the receiving end. Gifts cost money, money cause
complications, and complications break relationships. Trust me, you don’t wanna
go there.
Happy fucking !!
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