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Tuesday, 12 February 2013

This Valentines, give her a gift that cums in a box


Yes you read that right.
Gift = Dick
Box = Pussy :. If you still don’t get it, well I don’t know

What better way to spend Valentine’s day than messing around with your partner and fucking your brains out all day, I know that would make me happy, people say Valentine’s day is all about love, if that is not love then I don’t know what is.


I noticed that women ‘s expectations on Valentines days are now on another level, some women are actually expecting their partners to pull up on a horse and carriage thing and propose marriage, that shit only happen in the movies, no-one lives that fairy-tale for real!! Relationships are hard enough to sustain without all the romantic crap that “supposedly” spice things up. Even the film actors that feed you all the crappy ideas can’t maintain their own relationships. My point is: let’s not put unnecessary pressure on relationships, be as simple as possible, rather you do something that you will both enjoy, because let’s face it; fancy gifts can only make one person happy in a relationship, the one on the receiving end. Gifts cost money, money cause complications, and complications break relationships. Trust me, you don’t wanna go there.

Happy fucking !!

Dirty Saturday

This is a diary entry........

So last Saturday I was woken up by a phone call from my boyfriend saying he’s coming over for a morning kiss before heading off to work, We had n’t had sex in a week and I was horny as fuck, I really needed to let off the steam. He has been working double shifts the whole damn week. I woke up to brush my teeth and went back to bed, and read my book while waiting

He came by around 6am, as he usually do. He parked his car outside and used his key to get in my house. The moment I saw him I was thinking about how much I wanted him to fuck me. He sat on the edge of the bed and looked me in the eye, “hello my love, I’m sorry to wake you up but I wanted to see your pretty face, to brighten up my day” I jumped onto his lap and I smiled as he caressed my cheeks, he kissed me, our tongues locked, I felt an overwhelming wave of affection, my bean pounded and my heart raced. I whispered to his ear “baby I missed you so much I want you, right here, right now” he moaned something like “I missed you too babe” and I felt his dick swell underneath his jeans, I grabbed it and squeezed real hard, I was feeling so hot I could barely move. I started unzipping his jeans and his dick sprung out, He pushed me onto my bed as he looked at me He pulled my pajamas off revealing my naked body to him, as we kissed He started fingering me pushing his two fingers into my wet pussy, I moaned at his fingers working inside me. He told me he couldn't wait to feel his dick deep inside me. He tossed me and leant over me fingering my dripping wet pussy from behind. I was moaning heavily pushing my pussy on to him. I came hard onto him, my juices flowing onto his fingers. He licked them, that was the sexiest thing ever.

 I just couldn't wait to return the favour, I pushed him onto his back and climbed on top of him riding his waist and kissed him and started moving down his body kissing down his chest and stomach and I took off his jeans and boxers, very seductively I stood at the foot of the bed, with my naked body exposed to him, I pulled him by the hand so he can sit upright, I kissed him in the mouth then I moved my tongue further down, I started teasing his tip with my tongue, he moaned, then all around his balls licking them before I put his lengthy dick in my mouth, I wrapped my lips tightly around it and swallowing the pre-sex juices, his dick hit against the back of my mouth and  sliding down my throat making me gag a little. I loved it. That moment he was grabbing me by my hair and groaning like a sick puppy. He thrust into my mouth roughly fucking my pretty mouth. I groaned with my mouthful it was fuckin amazing and I was sucking for dear life until he exploded in my mouth, his cumshot slided straight down my throat and I swallowed quickly, he was breathing heavily, then he kissed me and said “That was amazing bay girl, now is my turn to satisfy you”
He carefully laid me on my back and spread my legs wide in the air, he pulled “his” condom collection on the bedside drawer and ripped one open, he put the condom on and pushed his dick hard into my hole while kissing me passionately. He thrust so hard I let about a loud scream, it felt heavenly. He fucked me hard as I dug his back scratching hard down his shoulders. I pleaded for him to fuck me harder, he took the instruction well and pounded my pussy as hard as he could, I screamed so fuckin loud I thought the neighbor would come knocking on my door, I felt a wave of orgasm rushing through my body, I yelled out his name, my pussy tightened and released, I was on cloud nine, I could actually feel the hot juices dripping down my pussy, he pulled out quickly suppressing the pressure to cum.  He tossed me over and started fucking me on all corners pounding my pussy hard from behind as he grabbed my ass He pounded my pussy until I was screaming that I was going to cum, my pussy spasmed against him as I orgasmed hard around his dick and he yelled out my name and came.  We collapsed on top of each other kissing each other all over the place. After what seemed like an hour, he decided he won’t be going to work anymore, he made a few phone calls, and we were free to fuck the whole day. And we did exactly that.